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1.My sister-in-law was teaching Sunday school class The topic for the day: Easter Sunday and the 
resurrection of Christ.

“What did Jesus do on this day?” she asked. There was no response, 
so she gave her students a hint: 
“It starts with the letter R.”

One boy blurted, “Recycle!”
From a conversation with the girl- Where are you going to do?- At the Institute of Economics Zhmenta!- I'm sorry, maybe economics and management?- (After a brief hesitation and uncertainty): No, the institute named Zhmenta!

Just before the final exam in 
my college finance class, a less-than-stellar student approached me.

“Can you tell me what grade 
I would need to get on the exam 
to pass the course?” he asked.

I gave him the bad news. “The exam is worth 100 points. You would need 113 points to earn a D.”

“OK,” he said. “And how many points would I need to get a C?